You know you've been playing Halo Wars to much when you abuse your team mates on Halo 3 for not doing exactly what you say.
One day you day dream during an ancient Egyptian discussion at school.
teacher mentions something about a Scarab and you bolt upwards and
scream "I GOT THIS COVERED" and run to your locker to get the 360
Then you come back to
class to find everyone dead because there is a Scarab looking at you
through a hole in the roof. You scream and activate the MAC gun.
In everyone elses' point of view, they only see you burst back into class holding a controller screaming at the ceiling.
You go to a junk yard and buy about 500 pounds of scrap metal, weld
them together, hook the engine from your car to the new one, paint
flame decals on it and place a fake, but realistic turret on the back
and ram into some trash cans to see if you can make some money
another good one
if you run into a group of people in a go-cart with cardboard molding
so it looks like a ghost and painted purple and then yell at some
midgets to throw plasma's at the surviors, and yell at a old lady in a
wheelchair to cleanse the vermin.
You know you've been playing halo wars too much when you've lost your girlfriend and your job
You know you play to much Halo when you have a a giant cardboard Halo wars advertisement sitting in your basement beside
When your pooping and all you think about is your strategy that is crap and that it needs fixing.
Also I had to watch a performance of 5 people singing and in my head I hear "MAC cannon researched" YES
I see little green lines go from right to left taking out the people,
but when I got to the 5th person I hear MAC cannon depleted' NO!!!!!
you've been playing to much halo wars when it got to the point the game became repetitive.
Youve been playing HaloWars to long when you scream : "America, build more supply pads!"
youve been playing HaloWars to long when your digging up skulls at the graveyard
"You think you have screen burn from the mini map and you realise it's actually burnt onto your retina and not the TV"
You know you play Halo Wars too much when you coach a football team and when giving them orders you say, "All units!"
You know you've been playing Halo Wars too much when you are no
longer able to play Halo 3 because you keep wondering where the two
other spartans are and why no one is able to call on a Mac blast when
things get a little hectic. "