You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

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  •  02-06-2009, 8:24 AM 460738

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    You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

     fill in the blank. here's mine

    You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you press up while playing halo 3 for a MAC blast.

     

    This is the best ive seen so far

    One day you day dream during an ancient Egyptian discussion at school.

    The teacher mentions something about a Scarab and you bolt upwards and scream "I GOT THIS COVERED" and run to your locker to get the 360 controller.

    Then you come back to class to find everyone dead because there is a Scarab looking at you through a hole in the roof. You scream and activate the MAC gun.

    In everyone elses' point of view, they only see you burst back into class holding a controller screaming at the ceiling. 

    You go to a junk yard and buy about 500 pounds of scrap metal, weld them together, hook the engine from your car to the new one, paint flame decals on it and place a fake, but realistic turret on the back and ram into some trash cans to see if you can make some money

    another good one

     if you run into a group of people in a go-cart with cardboard molding so it looks like a ghost and painted purple and then yell at some midgets to throw plasma's at the surviors, and yell at a old lady in a wheelchair to cleanse the vermin.

    this thread is getting good


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  •  02-06-2009, 8:34 AM 460741 in reply to 460738

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    Whenever I want to condemn someone, I press Y button IRL to use Regret's Condemnation...

    Oh, I didn't just glassed an entire region...did I?

  •  02-06-2009, 9:04 AM 460750 in reply to 460738

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you kill your mom and then press up and right to try and heal her from the spirit of fire.
  •  02-06-2009, 9:07 AM 460753 in reply to 460738

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    if you think that you can controll the us millitary with the right bumper and get them to kill the conavant... have fun with that ;)

    my gamer tag is Swift Shadow XD add
  •  02-06-2009, 9:23 AM 460759 in reply to 460753

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    Reserch 96 things, not lose a building, and never repair anything as Covenant.
    Me + Friend + Arbiters = Win.
  •  02-06-2009, 9:50 AM 460768 in reply to 460738

    • mcang
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    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    wow this is doing better than i expected

     


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  •  02-06-2009, 9:56 AM 460772 in reply to 460738

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    You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you get upset when people on the street fail to follow your commands
    and so the story ends...
  •  02-06-2009, 10:32 AM 460778 in reply to 460772

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    Here is two of them, both based in Halo 3.

    You've been playing the Halo Wars demo too much if you look at a warthog in Halo 3, press A, and then press Y on an enemy, and get annoyed when the warthog doesn't ram him.

    You've been playing the Halo Wars demo too much if you try to upgrade the Warthog to a Gauss Warthog in Halo 3.



    Felix, 당신은 이 게임을 이미 했는가 또는 당신은 바나나인가?

    Felix, do you already do this game and or are you the banana?
  •  02-06-2009, 10:39 AM 460781 in reply to 460778

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    You know you've been playing the Halo Wars demo too much when you try to paint somebody to get their attention.
  •  02-06-2009, 12:01 PM 460811 in reply to 460738

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    mcang:

     fill in the blank. here's mine

    You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you press up while playing halo 3 for a MAC blast.

    You know when you've played too much Halo Wars if you get eye strain. XD

  •  02-06-2009, 1:11 PM 460827 in reply to 460811

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    CCFC:
    mcang:

     fill in the blank. here's mine

    You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you press up while playing halo 3 for a MAC blast.

    You know when you've played too much Halo Wars if you get eye strain. XD


    My real life situation

    You know when you've played too much Halo Wars when your EYES ARE ON FIRE after staying up for 3 days with about 6 hours of sleep total




  •  02-06-2009, 2:24 PM 460900 in reply to 460827

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you threaten your boss with 7 honour guards if he doesnt upgrade your wepon to a spartan laser
  •  02-06-2009, 2:26 PM 460904 in reply to 460900

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    you can never play too much...


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  •  02-06-2009, 2:27 PM 460905 in reply to 460900

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you mistake that spider for a scarab and try to find another build spot.
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  •  02-06-2009, 2:34 PM 460909 in reply to 460905

    Re: You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

    You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you go to mcdonalds and tell two people to go and get your recources
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